About a year ago, I posted an entry poking fun at the menu at Flirt, a sushi bar in Allendale, NJ, which features a "sexy" menu. Not long after, the owner found my entry in a fit of self-googling, and sent me a message that I posted here. It seems that he suffers from a bit of short-term memory loss, because I recently got another e-mail from the same person saying pretty much the exact same thing. In it, there was no mention of the first message.I'm posting it here because I think it's funny and just another chapter in the continuing saga of Alejandra vs. Flirt Sushi Lounge:
Hi,
whilst Google-ing, I noticed your blog and comment about Flirt Sushi...
Since I am to blame for the menu that was not created during lunch
amongst some kids...I figured you might (probably not really) interested
what Flirt is all about...
70% of my clients are 35-40 year-old Mommies with a lot of "me" time.
We're known for our atmosphere and music, and oh yah, the sushi isn't that
awful either according to the "trade" and reviewers. I guess the
stay-at-home-moms that are all bottled up at home wowith husbands that are
too busy to notice how hot they are and forgot about the boob job they
paid for them...like Flirt because it's tarfeted towards them! Yes, we
serve a purpose!!
Most importantly, I guess the add served its purpose as you noticed
it...I'm sure you would have just glanced right over it if the ad was a
picture of the restaurant or my ugly face in it as "the owner" of Flirt.
Just opened one in Westchester too...in case you want to try it before you
knock it again.
BTW, I too think can get a pretty "good" job as I am fluent in Serbian,
Spanish, Portuguese, English (not as good of a writer as yourself I must
admit) and have a couple degrees to go with that.
Best,
[redacted]
Founder
Flirt Sushi Lounges
I'm considering e-mailing this guy and offering him the chance to prove to me just how good Flirt is. I think that a free meal is in order...

5 comments:
a good business man, wouldn't have been so snarky with you. They would have immediately offered up a free meal.
my 2 cents.
the very.
a freebie is definitely in order...ok i just checked out their menu, a 'climax roll' for $22!!! i'm afraid to ask what could possibly be in there...
I'd missed this post the first time around but I have to say that after reading the Flirt menu for the first time my mouth is watering.
Literally. I just threw up in it a little.
Hmmm. Seems like someone at Flirt wants a date with SentFrom....
Very: I completely agree...clearly he's overcompensating...
Pri & BB: I do not want to know what's in those rolls. There's just nothing sexy about it...
Pink: Thanks, but I'll pass... ;)
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