From this week's log:
3/25 - Townhouse Row Unit H - 6:30 p.m. - case closed UPD officers responded to a report of water balloons being thrown out of a window of the townhouse. The individuals living in the building reported that they were celebrating a birthday and throwing water balloons at each other. The residents were ordered to cease and desist from throwing any more water balloons. Referred to Student Judicial Services.
It's a wonder that I made it through four years at a place like that unscathed.