The discussion reminded me of a discovery I made several years ago (7th grade) that few people seem to have noticed. Country Scent Lysol doesn't smell like the country; it smells like a sexy man.
Seriously...smell it. It's like man cologne. That woodsy, sultry, a little bit lemony, man smell. It's that warm, whisky and cigar smoke scent on a man's neck. It's the cool taste of Corona and limes in his mouth. It's even a little bit sweaty, but in that good, manly way.
I've created a new, suggested ad for Lysol to use. I think that by changing the name and using a little creative marketing, Lysol could really make it big in that young, single, and, yes, horny, female demographic.
*BONUS: The first person to identify all nine sexy men in this ad will get a prize. (click on the image to enlarge). If nobody identifies everyone, the person who gets the most right will get a mention in my blog. That's right...I'll make ya famous.
P.S. For my busty Jewish friend from NY, (you know who you are)Sorry about the lack of Bill Clinton. It was a terrible oversight. I'm going to have to come up with a new product just for you and me: "Sexy Ex-President Scent Lysol."
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after running around in heels from meeting to meeting this is a sight for sore eyes... ;)
First of all, it should be called ManLysol.
And here're my votes, clockwise from the spray can:
Joaquin Phoenix
Some government dude
Bill Paxton?
Cary Grant (GAY...ok maybe just bi)
Hugh Jackman or early Mel Gibson?
Ewan MacGregor
Clive Owen
Someone Euro
Olivier Martinez
PS: I do like this idea. Although it would be a bit disconcerting to walk into the ladies' room at work and smell Ewan MacGregor.
Brilliant! I'm totally going to have to re-do that ad and change it to ManLysol
Joaquin Phoenix, Vicente Fox, Colin Firth, Hugh Jackman, Ewan Mcgregor, Matthew Fox, Halle Barry's b-friend, Eric Bana, and Cary Grant
smells like teen spirit...
or gay spirit?
ok... Joaquin Phoenix, Vicente Fox (I can't believe you put him there), I have no idea, Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Jaime Foxx, Scott Stapp (I am not sure, but I know you and Jesus), a member of 98 degrees (definitely the short one), and Cary Grant...
I cheated and IM'd my answers, to cut through the loop and beat all you suckers! I missed out on two though, Francesco Totti and Ewan Mcgregor - whose pic by the way is terrible! he looks fresh out of acting school. anyway, Ale tell us who won. I'm all about competition I know.
I love this idea- I might need to get me some ManLysol.
Funny semi-related thing: my roommates and I have this candle that was given to us specifically because it smells like man (or maybe I should say "it smells how we would like our men to smell). We call it "The Boyfriend Candle" and we only take a match to it when we're really desparate.
it is shocking that there are people in this world who cannot identify colin firth. that is all i am going to say. for this, i am not guessing. also i do not know who that funny looking guy to the left of ewan mcgregor (aka sexy scot who sounds just like my boyfriend) is.
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